If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025 · Drama · Directed by Mary Bronstein

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Director Mary Bronstein
Studio A24, Central Pictures

Cast

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

 Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

 A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

 Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

 Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

 Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

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Synopsis With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Director Mary Bronstein
Production Co A24, Central Pictures
Genre Drama
Release Date Oct 10, 2025

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